December 2000
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cinema

by Lynda Del Sasso

Chopper
Australia 2000, Cert. 18
Director: Andrew Dominik
Star Rating * * * *


Australian Mark 'Chopper' Read is a violent, mentally-unbalanced criminal who longs for fame as a legendary villain. After a bungled kidnapping attempt, he is sent to H Division, the maximum security wing of Melbourne's Pentridge prison, where he soon gains a reputation for unprovoked attacks of violence. Eventually stabbed by his best friend, Chopper mutilates himself to ensure his transfer out of H Division. Years later, released from prison and suffering from acute paranoia, he kills a man. Determined to be remembered as a criminal hero, Chopper writes an autobiographical account of his life. Back in prison, his ambition is realised when his book becomes a bestseller.

This compelling biopic is based on the true story of Chopper Read, as infamous a character in Australia as the Kray Twins are in Britain, and Al Capone is in America. First-time writer-director Andrew Dominik claims to have found Chopper's autobiographies hysterically funny, and has been criticised for inventing fictional incidents for his film.

Nevertheless this remains a powerful and terrifying portrait of a madman. Eric Bana, an Australian comic, bravely manages to inject a measure of vulnerability into the lead role, and is totally convincing. A more sinister Chopper is impossible to imagine. Like the character, this film is grim, violent and horrifying. It's also a riveting cinematic account of a human life, and leaves audiences wanting to know more.

 


Small Time Crooks
US 2000, Cert. PG
Director: Woody Allen
Star Rating * *


New Yorker Ray Winkler (Woody Allen) is a small-time crook and dishwasher. He and his long-suffering manicurist wife Frenchy (Tracey Ullman) embark on a get-rich-quick scheme to rob a bank. Frenchy opens a cookie shop a few doors away from the bank, while her husband and his bumbling, inept friends make a three stooges-type effort to tunnel underneath. While Ray and his incompetent buddies fail to steal a penny, Frenchy's home-baking is an instant success. Before they know it, the Winklers are legitimate millionaires.

Woody Allen's latest is billed as a romantic comedy, although much of the humour is of the traditional slapstick variety, and as such is perhaps a little difficult for Woody Allen fans to accept. There are some heavy-handed jokes at the expense of the nouveau riche, and Allen seems to derive pleasure from showcasing the Winklers' garish lack of taste, but somehow it all fails to please. Hugh Grant features in his usual role as a foppish, well-bred Englishman, in this case an art dealer who is employed by Frenchy to teach her the finer aspects of sophisticated social behaviour, but this too feels artificial and contrived. Embarrassingly so. Okay, so money changes people, but that's hardly an original notion, much less plot theme. Hailed by some as a welcome return to the old style, Small Time Crooks, though lacking the insight and depth of the director's earlier works, is a pleasant enough social farce but it's not going to blow anyone's socks off.

Duke of York's from Dec 1

 


The Grinch
US 2000, Cert. PG
Director: Ron Howard
Star Rating * * * *


The Grinch (a barely recognisable Jim Carrey) is a mean-spirited creature that lives in a hill above the idyllic town of Whoville. On Christmas Eve, the Grinch visits the town and removes all signs of Christmas, ie: gifts, toys, trees and fairy lights.

This magical fantasy is based on the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas, by Dr Seuss. The tale is extraordinarily tame by today's standards and the ending holds no surprises, but the whole production is a delight to watch, comparable to the classic Wizard of Oz in terms of imaginative sets and other-world reality. Character make-up and special effects are superb, as is Jim Carrey's performance. Definitely the best Christmas movie this year, for adults as well as children.

Odeon from Dec 1

 



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