FEATURE ARTICLE

 




Sex, drugs & darts
Self and Amis talk it up

 

Polly Marshall earwigs for New Insight as old mates and giants of contemporary letters rap on cool, coke, knickers and the joys of working class pastimes

ON CRITICISM…
Will Self: I felt the critical reaction to Time's Arrow was monstrously unfair.
Martin Amis: Among my writer friends I'm known as a tyrant of cool. That I don't mind reviews. Some of my friends assume the foetal position for eight hours after a lukewarm review. I always josh them about this. I am thick-skinned simply because I'm the son of a writer. Being a writer is being someone whose solitary thoughts turn out to have some general interest. Which is an extraordinary thing, but it's never struck me that way because my dad did it. So I'm not as fragile as people who got there by themselves.
WS: I feel that the novelist puts himself on the line to a far greater degree than any other artist. It's a risky business.
MA: In an age of growing literalism there's vulgar interest in the writer himself - or herself. Because personalities are more accessible than a corpus of work. Everyone can understand a person, you can see them on Terry Wogan.
In TV age terms, it's pretty onerous to have to wade through a body of work, when all you're interested in is personalities.
WS: The question asked most frequently by non-writers is "Where do your ideas come from?" To them, imagination seems to be this separate faculty in the mind that just spews out ideas.
MA: The real mystery is talent. All writers have those days when it feels like you're clearing away stuff to get at what's there. Auden described writing as scraping away on a dusty stone to see what the inscription is.
WS: At root you are a satirist. Satire depends on comic exaggeration, and on stereotyping.
MA: Do you feel you are a satirist?
WS: Unquestionably. One critic said: "I don't think Self is interested in character, he's interested in conceits." I took this on the chin. I don't believe in the whole idea of character, psychological realism. I see it as dying with the nineteenth-century novel.


ON DRUGS…
WS: Do you have ideas on the relationship between drugs and inspiration?
MA: I'm a habitual, but timorous, user of drugs. It's good for making notes, but not for the executive side of it. Good for ideas, but not for getting on with it. If you're seriously into drugs, then drugs are going to become your subject. You have to look around for a way of writing about drugs, that has to do with drugs as well.
WS: I suppose that's true of me. I am a drug-addict-writer in that way. What I think is remarkable about marijuana is that it does produce this kind of conceptual synaesthesia: you 'hear smells'. I've written on dope and off it, and I think there's a certain x factor.
MA: Is the whole operation different? When I'm writing a finished paragraph, I want to be straight. Even drink is no good...
WS: No, liquor isn't a working drug. I wrote Cock & Bull entirely on hash. Smoking all day, every day, in Morocco. That's a very different ambience. In England I wouldn't finish a paragraph on dope. But in Dead Babies your evocation of the drug-saturated consciousness is exact.
MA: Yes, that reflected the terror engendered by four encounters with LSD during my last year at Oxford. Two of the trips were nice and two were not.
WS: There's an element of self-pity. I grew up on drugs. By the time I was 15 I was a daily user.
MA: Which drugs?
WS: Speed and dope. Then heroin when I was 17. So, I feel sort of protective of my younger self. I thought that if you were a hard drug addict, you were an underground writer.
MA: Norman Mailer said that drugs were a form of spiritual gambling. That when you take a drug, you are making a raid on the future. You have the intense experience - which lasts however long it lasts - but then you have depleted your future. It's a measurable deal. The time you've spent high, you have to spend at least that much time straight, to repay the debt.


ON SEX…
WS: You're ambivalent about sex in your work, aren't you?
MA: No. The invented world I write about presents very few opportunities for healthy Lawrentian sex.
WS: But in Money, there's the unfettered delights of Selena's knicker drawer.
MA: I've got into terrible trouble over underwear.
WS: But underwear just is sexy, isn't it?
MA: Hugh Hefner sorted this out many years ago. For men, there's a visual stimulus to do with the female shape, particularly when emphasised by the standard underwear, that goes straight into the eye, down the central nervous system to the penis. And that's the end of it: bingo.
WS: Yes. I wrote Cock & Bull out of rage at the involuntary character of my own sexual arousal.
MA: The only aggressive feeling I have towards women is to do with their power over me. I've spent a big chunk of the last thirty years thinking about them, following them around, wanting to get off with them, absolutely enthralled. That's bound to produce a slave's whinny for mercy every now and then. In Time's Arrow the narrator says, "Women are great." I pretty much go along with him there.

ON CLASS…
MA: The middle classes are under-represented in my books.
WS: You don't like their language.
MA: There's nothing going on there. I like talking to working class people, I like what they say. There's often something very beautiful about it.
WS: That's your other life, isn't it - games?
MA: I did get very deeply into darts culture.
WS: I'm intrigued. I don't have any interest in games. I can't stand to lose. You can't stand to lose either, but you're still prepared to play.
MA: I obviously can bear to lose, because I do a lot of it. I even set myself up to lose by playing people who are far better than me. I hate it every time, as if it's a fresh experience…

ON EXPERIENCE…
MA: I increasingly wonder whether writers experience anything.
WS: Is this what's coming up in the new book?
MA: Yeah. The Wordsworth phrase, "emotion recollected in tranquillity" I think more of as, "emotion invented in tranquillity." You're always on duty, always looking for the writerly angle.
WS: On this new book, it's being put about that it's concerned with literary rivalry. That's a telling phrase, "put about"...
MA: It's a way of answering all the curiosity I feel directed at me. You get these questions when you do interviews, or readings, or signings. My book is a joke in that I say: you want to know about me, about writers? Well here it is. But, of course, nothing would happen in the book, if it were about a writer. He would just get up and go to work.
WS: Your generation of writers has been accused of attaching themselves to other countries. Barnes to France, yourself to America. Is this true? Are you English?
MA: Oh yes, inescapably. But I need the North Atlantic, for air as much as anything else.
WS: Is what attracts you to America the English view of it as raunchy, emotionally immediate, lacking class?
MA: The greatest American export has been one notion, and that is 'the cool'. That's an American idea - it's certainly not an English one. All Americans are capable of it - the English aren't.

On Sat May 20 Will Self reads from How the Dead Live, his third novel concerning an American woman dying in a London hospital.

On Sun May 21, Martin Amis comes armed with the benefit of Experience, his eagerly-awaited memoir. Box Office: 01273 709709.


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