EATING OUT

Caff, not naff
Jo Shardlow does Naff Caff

I arrived at Naff Caff completely starving after a long walk. Silly really, I went all the way to the original Naff Caff branch in Kemptown. The staff there were very helpful and phoned their man who told me it was the new Naff Caff in York Place I was supposed be at! So back I went. At least it helped me work up an appetite.

Naff Caff in York Place is a straight-up, honest and simple cafe. It is still new enough to be clean and hygenic, rather than having the lard and fag ash clogged artery atmosphere of some of Brighton's other cafes.

The menu is based around Britain's greatest culinary gift to the world: that's right, the all-day Breakfast (£4.95). There are about ten different breakfast cominations to choose from. They also do sandwiches and rolls to eat in or take away.

I went for the number one meal: sausage, bacon, beans, egg, potato wedges, mushrooms and toast. My friend Karen had a veggie meal - the same but with veggie sausage and without the bacon.

I am quite a fried food connoisseur, fry ups being the only meal I am able to cook without mildly poisoning myself. In my expert opinion, the Naff Caff have got it right. The bacon was crispy, the egg was well-cooked, and the potato wegdes crunchy. Karen and I agreed that the toast was also delicious as it came in big thick slices, perfect for mopping up egg yolk.

The portions were huge, with the potato wedges in a great mountain on the side of the plate. Naff Caff are not stingy, they have got bottles of proper Heinz ketchup, not that cheap industrial catering stuff.

We rounded off our meal with the fizzy drink equivalent of the all-day breakfast: a nourishing can of Irn-Bru. Lovely.

Essential Information
Food: Tasty and unfussy fry ups, carefully cooked and not swimming in grease. The perfect hangover cuisine for those days when you get up so late that lunch is breakfast.
Atmosphere: Friendly and welcoming. There's plenty of tables and lots of room. The miss-matched collection of chairs gives it a relaxed and homely feel. The staff have checked trousers which harmonize with the decor - a nice touch.

Naff Caff
27 York Place
Tel: 01273 697226
Opening hours: 7.30am- 3pm, 7 days a week.

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